The State of Great Britian and Eire is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.796 billion Great Britian and Eireans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Great Britian and Eirean economy, worth 932 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 59,002 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,851 per year while the poor average 12,035, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Voting is voluntary. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Great Britian and Eire's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Great Britian and Eire is ranked 254,641^st in the world and 572^nd in 0000 for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.